These are the funniest things you've ever read. I was laughing out loud and had tears from laughing so hard.
Dear Santa,
I hope you have a safe trip. What kind of cookies do you like?
For Christmas, I would like to have a baby sister, to feed other
kids that don't have food and to be with my family, coal so I could
sell it for money and some new shoes I hope you have a great
Christmas.
Your friend,
Kristyn Biggs
3rd grade
Dear Santa,
How's the weather up in the North Pole? The weather is nice down here.
I would like some beyblades so I can battle people with them. I would also
like Pokemon so I can trade them. Finally, I would like an MP3 player so
I can listen to music. I will leave you chocolate chip cookies and milk.
Love,
Braden Pardi
1st grade
Dear Santa,
For christmas I want a football, a viteo camera and a bayblade I think that
I deserve it and why because I helped move my trailer. I took care of my
brother and I burned the trash. The reason I want a football is because I
like football and me and my brother like to play catch. The reason that
I want a diteo camera is so I can remember fun moments and so I can
record the baby that my mom is having at the hospital. The reason that
I want a bayblade is so I can battle my brother. I wonder how you make
all of those presents? I also wonder how they fit in your bag. Don't think
I forgot about you. I set up my Christmas tree for you and I gave you
cookies and milk. I wonder if you and Mrs. Clause fight any at all and if
the elves annoy you.
Clayton Pardi
4th grade

1 comment:
Yep, those are funny. They must take after you. LOL
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